10 Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

The perfect shaped head.  The long slender neck.  Perfect curves throughout her body.  Plucking her G string makes her scream.  Aren't guitars sexy?!

If the old lady gives you an ultimatum of the guitar or her, here are 10 reasons to help you with your decision-

  1. You don't have to get guitars drunk before playing with them.
  2. Nobody will get mad at you when you trade in your old, used guitar for a new, younger model.
  3. Your guitar only makes sounds when YOU want it to.
  4. Guitars have volume knobs.  Telling your girlfriend to be quiet will have different results.
  5. Nobody cares if you play with 2 guitars at the same time.
  6. Playing with other people's guitars is fun.  Playing with someone else's girl has consequences.
  7. Women come and go.  Your guitar will always be there for you.
  8. Try turning on a woman as fast as you can turn on your amp.
  9. Guitars never complain or say they have a headache when you want to play with it.
  10. Guitars dont care if you forget their birthday.